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Since starting middle school 2 1/2 years ago, my middle child has had a friend whose mother just refuses to be responsible for. It never fails that if there is an event at school (or THIRTY MILES FROM SCHOOL) that this child is participating in, I will get the following phone call:
“Mommy, can we give Niki a ride to (home from) the performance? (dance, pta meeting, etc) Her mom can’t come get her (after dark, in the pouring fucking rain).” In the beginning, I felt bad that Niki wouldn’t get to participate in these things if I said no, so I became the cab for someone else’s kid.
But you know… it’s been 2 1/2 damned years. Not once has an adult in this child’s house shown up for a performance she’s in, or provided transportation for something that they signed the permission slip saying she could attend.
This weekend was my middle daughter’s birthday party, so color me shocked when (an hour before the party) I got the question.. “Mommy, can you go pick up Niki? She wants to come to the party.” ……. uh, no. We’ve got 20 guests arriving in an hour, I’m not playing taxi tonight.
“Well, she’s going to walk and she wants to know if I can walk half way and meet her?” … uh, no. We’ve got 20 guests arriving in an hour to see YOU and you’re not going to be walking down the road in the dark when they do. And if she comes, I’m NOT taking her home!”
Amazingly enough, someone managed to find it in their heart to drop the child on my doorstep during the party. Of course, she ended up inviting herself to the sleepover afterward, because she couldn’t get a ride home. Raise your hand if you’re surprised! Yeah, me neither.
Finally, yesterday about 3:30 in the afternoon, my husband had to take the girl home because it was raining and still nobody at her house would come and pick her up.
How do people do this? How the hell do they just dump their kids off for everyone else to be responsible for? How do they promise that the kid can participate in things at school and then let them down EVERY FUCKING TIME? How do they break their kids’ hearts at every turn? And, even more importantly, how do they teach their kids that it’s acceptable to beg, whine, needle, cajole, and negotiate to get other people to pick up their sorry ass slack?
Some people need to wake the hell up, get off the sofa, and be parents to the people they brought into this world. And some of us (or me) need to stop enabling those other people to dump their kids off for us to care for.
It’s finally the end of the semester for the kids. Of course, this means that I’ve spent more of my evenings at their schools watching performances than I have spent at home. As if that isn’t enough to make me cranky, I also get to see all of these tweens/teens running around dressed as though they should be offering $10 lap dances at the Pink Pony.
I thought that the high school girls were the worst. When I attended the post-concert party last week and saw all of the 14/15/16 year old girls in dresses that plunged to the navel and barely covered their ass cheeks, I wondered if I was supposed to bring $1 bills. Has it really come to this? If you’re a teenager and you’re not fat (hell, sometimes even if you are) you take every opportunity to dress like a hooker? Where are the moms? OH YEAH… they’re wearing the same shit. Seriously! Stop teaching your daughters that the streetwalker look is “in”. It’s not. Unless, well… you know…
Last night, I got to the middle school for their holiday performances and almost had to get up and say something to the girls step team teacher. WTF! Every one of the 12/13 year old little girls were WOBBLING down the aisle wearing black shiny 4 inch spiked heels stripper shoes! Diary, in case you don’t know what a step team is (IT ROCKS) or why this would be significant, I’ve brought a YouTube video to show you.
REALLY? We’re expecting our little girls to DANCE in stripper shoes? They don’t need extra practice! This is not a career path we should be encouraging in middle school! Not to mention that I thought they were going to fall on their faces during the entire dance. I love that the girls worked so hard and that they do such a good job… but when I found out that the teacher said they are required to learn to dance in heels as part of the SCHOOL’S program, I wanted to punch her in the mouth.
Please… please can we let our children be children? Can we stop showing them how to prance around and show off their body parts to any and everyone before they even have body parts to show? They have the rest of their lives to struggle with body image and society’s fucked up message about what is supposed to be beautiful.
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