You know all that stuff you really really want to say to the bitch in Wal-Mart who refuses to keep her kid from running down the aisle knocking the cereal boxes off the shelves while she’s talking on her cell phone?  What about the things you want to say to the jerk who brought the 9 million pounds of sugar to the kids at school just before they came home on the school bus?  That’s why I’m here.  To say all of the things you think, but are too polite to say out loud.

Hang on ya’all, it’s probably gonna get ugly in here!